For being a brown person with one of the world's most popular names, and daring to like working with mechanical parts.

After making the mistake of looking at a few Facebook news comment sections, I had an idea. From my Facebook,

I can't even find a proper swear word for that woman. Just, wow.

If anyone has learned anything from Rick Snyder’s career as Michigan’s governor, it’s that you can’t run a state like you would a business.

I have 8. And they’re all mine.

Yeah, I couldn’t deal. I’m pretty vain and place a lot of emphasis on self care and staying in shape. (I’m pretty sure most commenters here have seen my wedding butt tattoo, retroactive thanks for stroking my ego guys)

My new phone came with a bible uploaded into it.

They don’t have time to Google the melting point of birds and pictures of dead wolves.

Ah, those people. Truly it’s all they have. Kinda sad.

And all that horseshit is how I know they’re fucking liars and just want company for their misery.

I’m seriously dutch ovening my pit bull right now.

I’M SUPPOSED TO WORRY ABOUT MY NORMAL ONION AND GARLIC STENCH TOO?!?!?!? WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT?!

Are... Are people supposed to worry about the bodily noises and smells they make while they sleep?

My thoughts exactly. My parents are by no means motherly and fatherly. I hardly think of them as parents considering how easy it was for them to neglect their “precious” children.

THIS IS THE BEST THING I EVER SAW YOU WIN

But only bad people eat candy corn, and candy corn flavored horrors

Lol, I don’t. She’s a 6 foot tall lady who takes no shit (she was a house trainer before she got knocked up and had to have a shotgun wedding, as was appropriate at the the time). I pity whoever pissed her off the night she quit, because she didn’t leave without giving everyone a piece of her mind, and she’s a scary…

That’s the hospital my RN grandma went to work for after she told Genesys to go fuck themselves!

Would rather eat shit, like this guy.