Waiting for the anti-Sanders crowd in 3.. 2..1...

But he’s actively reaching out to those with differing opinions and bringing up points they could possibly agree on like a proper politician. Also not doing any trash talking about other candidates.

Should be “domestic violence homicide" as another commenter pointed out. Generally in a love triangle no one dies.

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It must all come from the same hypocritical dumb fuck handbook.

Whitemansplaining

DAMN IT. Beat me to it.

I don’t know about other teenagers, but I know my period was irregular as HELL until I was in my 20s. Even now it hops around a week or two every few months.

I bet Prince wouldn’t make him pancakes afterwards either.

They’re all cat guys and a couple years short of 30. I can’t just have a weird guy cluster around me, there have to be more out there.

Give you sharts?

It was! Not my best meal choices, especially since I'm lactose intolerant, and chili dogs are the gasoline to my dairy

My loose ass glasses fell into a toilet full of fresh “I ate ice cream and chili dogs” shit.

Added to my list! I just listened to a couple of podcasts about her.

I saw a thing that involved taking ratty (but awesome) old screen printed shirts, and putting them in what I think were embroidery hoops (then trimming away the excess)

Hey, you be nice to The Nino. He brings my state gentle winters.

Sounds like they sportsed their hardest to get those sportsing points!

Some of Vice's investigative stuff is pretty interesting (then there's shit like "The Most Ratchet Stripper in Florida" UGH)

2 weird things I’ve seen my weirdest friend do.

“I really don’t see the problem with women preferring taller men. Men have preferences, too.”