Maybe it's because both my husband and several guy friends openly talk about how they find older women wonderful and attractive (and preferable), but I always found that age cut off so weird.

I anxiously await that article so I can piss more people off in the comments for my personal preferences. Hell, I think it already happened in the recent article about "perfect dick size" now that I think about it.

I’m sure it would have been a romance like no other.

“Having these criteria doesn’t make me a shallow succubus-monster, It makes me someone who has dealt with relationships that didn’t have those things and it drove me insane to the point of fury.”

We really should start switching it over to that. More modern. Kids these days don’t know who Napoleon is.

Short Dude LOVES big boobs. And motor boating. I wonder if there’s something to that

Or maybe I already did that, and decided in the end it’s nobody’s business but mine and the person I’m with.

You’re funny.

I learned the hard way that dropping standards is a good way to accidentally have a drink with some MRA fuckwit.

Yes, like Kit Harrington. SPLOOSH.

Back when I was single, obvs I was trying to get laid.

I have a super short guy pal. Although, if anyone points out his Napoleon complex, he will start ranting about how Napoleon was taller than him. Ever since I met him in high school.

Does butter cost extra if it contains a damned soul?

She sounds like the Aunts in Handmaid’s Tale. She may as well have replaced “ladies” with “girls".

Always start with page 420 or 666 for best lols

I loved my IUD. And I get why everyone loves them, and I used to sing it’s praises.

I would like to lend financing to this Moonmato racket.

The hand shake still kills me. When people shake my hand like that I want to vomit.

I actually dug the super luke warm response he got. All those moments where you could see him expecting and waiting for applause, and the way Stephen's face lit up every time it didn't happen.

He lacks the charisma and energy of W as well. Jeb is the nerdy brother who likes Funyuns and mouth breathes.