Why are all the shitty bigots so goddamn ugly?!

Have fun! I've seen their last 2 live shows have yet to be disappointed.

Exactly.

With any luck, this coming winter will just turn the roads to gravel, and the bridges and overpasses will just collapse and eventually become more gravel that we will use to even out our new gravel roads.

WTNV FTW!

They can't even deal with their own feelings of inadequacy. How can they possibly focus on issues?!

The kudos should go to whichever staff member he had write that joke.

I’m eating pizza right now.

He’d look way better under layers of molten cheese, while I take a pizza wheel to the sad sack he calls a body.

SIMPSONS DID IT

Windsor is under an hour from me. I mean, it IS Canada, and I could still commute for school where my tuition waiver is valid.

Mr. Farticus and I have already discussed divorcing so we can marry other people. Obvs we’ll try the legal route first (Probably Canada because we have dogs). But it’s always good to discuss these things.

Shitty college town was lacking in snowmobiles, snow blowers and companionship. At least in those other places I mentioned, I have friends and relatives, and snow removal is a well established routine.

Oh they even had a special school for girls that were “showing”.

Is there a service like this for Americans wanting to leave America? Asking for a friend....

That seems to be the norm here.

Pretty much. Even though several of Detroit’s formerly untested rape kits led to catching a serial rapist.

Someone please post the pic of Jindal’s “White Jindal” painting.