Like, I spent my teenage years in a super wealthy, INSANELY conservative town.

Like, it was very nice in the summer and fall. Then, after Halloween, it turned into several feet of snow very quickly.

It IS super cool. Except when you don’t know it’s a thing, hear it in January, and think the end is nigh

You know all she wanted was a sandwich and her bed (I'm sure her bed is glorious and fluffy too). Maybe like 30 minutes of Netflix.

I’m reminded of the time my great grandma scolded my cousins and I about wearing our pants too low (it was like, 2004 and we were stylish teenage girls), and tried to pull them up to our waists, because that’s where pants go and what a waist is for and that’s why both things are called waists.

Like this?

Where's the Oprah+Bees gif because I'd rather deal with that.

He's one of those people who survives off of really shitty food and has pretty gnarly teeth. I don't think he has taste buds, or if he does, all he can taste is his icky mouth.

Only if it was just pegging, and I was told not to be nice about it.

SHHHH! The GOP doesn't need to know he's one of the You-Know_What's yet.

I blame the 2 day beers I used to motivate myself to mow the lawn. And kinja. Mostly kinja.

A lady I used to work with decided to gank some carpet shampoo from work, and put it in a big empty sports drink bottle her partner (who worked with us) had left behind.

It sure as hell ain't helping.

Totally a normal reaction to someone using up all your super secret vodka.

There is also, tequila in a sunscreen bottle

Hell, it’s even in an episode of Trailer Park Boys when Lahey is pretending to get sober.

DEM ROLLS

I think this is why my aunt teaches elementary school.