UGH. THANK YOU. I'm a lifelong Michigander and there is no Maycomb Community College in Warren.

x2. I went to a college on the other side of the state, and didn’t hear from my mom once until I called her to let her know I was dropping out because the west side of Michigan is AWFUL (4 months of endless snow, ice, and grey skies (also my first Thunder Snow) exacerbated my depression). Then I didn’t hear from her…

A similar incident would occur if your server was under legal drinking age. Is that also an undue burden?

I only really found out about dry counties last year when I was stocking up at a Wal Mart in KY for a music festival.

Exactly. She would have thrown him under the Dumb Bus without a second thought.

He’s definitely thinking about vaginas. Probably a lot.

Except movies are filmed in all kinds of places...

It is, she’s back.

Marriages need a celebrity exemption.

I feel you.

It’s a shame Maria Tallchief died (first American prima ballerina, as well as first Native American prima ballerina), I imagine they’d have a lot to talk about.

Us, tonight

I read it so I could forward it to my husband and tell him to buy me a bottle of bourbon because Wife Lady is drinking hard tonight.

He doesn’t even drink!

Guys, I have to drink myself into a stupor. If I don’t wake up, invite all my religious relatives to my funeral, and everyone give a eulogy that consists of “Mind your own fucking business. Federal funds do not cover abortion. A fetus is not a baby.” Then pass out copies of the Hyde Amendment and walk everyone through…

Our Reptilian overlords need to get some people out there handing out free Bud Light Lime loaded with some sort of chemical castration drugs. Probably cheaper than a fence.

I have similar hair, and going to an Asian hair salon was a game changer for me. Good work and fair prices. When my new stylist started, I heard her hiss “ Oh it’s like my hair”, and went to town hacking my 10 inches into a pixie, I knew I’d found the right place.

Lol, not in his eyes.

My FIL is very conservative. Go figure, he’s been divorced, but was all up in arms about the attack on “traditional marriage”.