I think we should each bring a baby sitter.

Thems his formal overalls.

This looks like shit my mom would buy me.

I would totally trip balls there.

Music festivals. Or punk houses.

Someone needs to tell #FuckfaceVonClownstick that the Simpsons already did it.

All the more reason to have them near your newborn!

I have this image in my head of Ronda Rousey tossing her around and it's lovely.

AMERICA!

Are your houseplants craving electrolytes?

It's because we've brutalized the English language into our own special American dialect.

I'm sure husband's saving grace is that the new Metal Gear game came out the other day and he's been playing that constantly.

And old people wonder why millenials are so “awful”. Thanks 90s!

Don’t forget drinkable

Oh god and he's still young too so with any luck he'll finish everything in the Cosmere he can imagine.

The beauty of it is no one has to! The man is the hardest working author in his genre! He cranks out at least one book a year, usually two or more and they’re always perfect.

As a married person with single, coupled and married friends, I love Lady Dates and am often the one planning them. Sometimes our husbands/boyfriends/menfolk tag along because they enjoy Lady Dates too (also an opportunity for the other coupled people to make the guys befriend each other, worst case scenario they all…