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Chris Carter can’t write an X-Files episode to save his life. I think every hardcore X-Files fan knew going in that the Carter episodes were going to be garbage... it was up to the the other three to see if it was worth it.

I would say it was. Barely, but yes. If we get one Darin Morgan episode a year, it makes all of

I thought it was great. Not everything revolves around you in real life, so this issue not being a huge conspiracy against the player was interesting. There were some plot holes to be sure, but I am a fan of the Nolan Batman movies, so I am an expert in making leaps in logic and navigating plot holes.

#FucKonami.

FUCK

KO

NAMI.

I watched this game. DeMarcus wrecking people was obviously the highlight, but the aforementioned point about Rondo is dead on. He does things that almost no one else can do, is almost always a step or two ahead of the opposition mentally, and sees the court in these weird, askew angles. But he can’t shoot to save his

And he never slows down. Ever. Most defensive ends start off hot, but as the game goes along, they lose a step. Shit, Miller looked like he was getting faster.

Partner him with two very good interior lineman and a future Hall of Famer who still has a good year or two in the tank and you have a force of nature, not a

I am not saying that Undertale has great visuals, just that I enjoy the aesthetic more than FNAF. Obviously it can’t hold a candle to a throwback game in the same style like Shovel Knight, but I would rather look at it than FNAF.

Not to mention that Undertale is a much better game than FNAF. I am not like some commenters that treat FNAF as garbage, but at a quality standpoint, Undertale is the better game all the way around. Better story, better visual design, fantastic music, and generally deeper gameplay. FNAF is a gimmick, a sometimes

I have been playing video games for almost my entire life, and watching that video was the first time a game literally hurt my eyes. The fast animations, constant shaking, pops of light everywhere... it is visually overstimulating to the point of nausea.

Reporter: “How do you feel about the trade, Josh?”
Josh Smith: *shoots long three with 18 seconds left on the shot clock*

Needs more Steiner math.

Not considered a “great” but I love “Roman Legion-hare”.

Frankly, post war Warner Bros. animation was just an absurd collection of talent and genius. It is hard to write anything about Warner Bros. cartoons without leaving someone out.

Also, that sequence from Rabbit Seasoning is so perfect. I have watched it like.... over 100 times, and I laugh every fucking time at

As a Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies super fan, this brings me so much joy. Chuck Jones is one of the best joke writers of all time and he could do it with minimal or no words.

This is great work, Albert.

I approach this news with both excitement and great trepidation. There is great potential for eSports to become an even bigger deal and moneymaker than they already are.

HOWEVER

ESPN’s coverage of “traditional” sports is already incredibly touch and go. Would they do it justice? They have the money to bring in the right

My late uncle, who was awesome, had almost all of those NFL Films with the big hits that were huge in the late 80's.

“NFL’S BIGGEST HITS, VOL. 1"
“NFL’S BIGGEST HITS, VOL. 2"
“BONE CRUNCHING HITS”
“SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS CREATORS: LAWRENCE TAYLOR”
“VERTABREAKERS”
“BRAINBUSTERS”

Peter King’s open letter is essentially erotic fanfiction for Roger Goodell. King doesn’t even have to be in the same room as Goodell to help get him off.

I wouldn’t let him handle a basketball to shelve it at Target.

God. That is like watching Shaq run the court in 2010.

The Timberwolves are a good example. They haven’t been “good” in a while, but they make an effort of putting good players on the court. They are fun to watch! If you are a Wolves fan, you might lose, but you have an opportunity to watch Rubio, Anthony-Towns, and Wiggins do cool shit at least.

I think Rajon Rondo is “good”, but that is hard to quantify because he is so different from everyone else. When he is on, he sees the court in weird ways and does stuff at such absurd angles that he looks like magic. Not like Magic Johnson, but actual Hogwarts shit.