I feel like Ward fucking Beaver. It’s a nice moment.

I seriously think all the Jalopnik stories about the G159 are Pulitzer-worthy. This has been an extraordinary series. 

I was recently thinking about how The Power of Love by Huey Lewis was the song that most defined the 80's. Theme song from the classic 80's movie, by the classic 80's band with the classic 80's sound. It checks off all the boxes.

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

Great flagfucking Jesus, man.

FALSE FLAG!!!!

How The Fuck Did So Many Teams Pass On Patrick Mahomes?

Holy hell is this sobering. So much attention gets paid to the top of the earnings chart with guys like Manning, Brady and Rodgers who leave the game with 9 figures saved yet the reality is there are thousands of former players that never get one big contract but still exit the game with mountains of health issues and…

I’ve always been pro-player in these labor disputes because of stuff like this. These men break themselves for my entertainment and are pretty much exploited by the very coaches that claim to “love them” all the while seeing 3 to 4 years of their earning sucked up by college football under the guise of educating…

I thought God was a father figure, but apparently I’m married to her.

Man what a beautiful airplane the P-40Q was, though.

Japan never had the industrial capability to defeat the US

Lauren,

Read the article and figure out why I chose 2001 for yourself, genius.

OK, that explains him. Now, what about the nearly 63 million loons who looked at him and said, “He seems smart”?

I still remember the talk that the giants were intercepting the radio transmissions from the coaches during the game. We can’t even own a 41-0 loss.

Jesus fuck. I’ve seen this shirt for more than 30 years and never noticed the double negative. Being a Steelers fan actively makes me a dumber and worse person.

I never thought I’d see a banner sadder than the Patriots 16-0 season and then the Colts were like, “Hold my pile of pills!”

Yeah, he overdid it a bit.  All I can ask for (38-7) is that he keeps the same enthusiasm (38-7) for when his Vikings (38-7) come up shortly (38-7).