I’ll take the licking option. I’ll just slosh the metal with high proof bourbon and lick away. Disinfected and now delicious. Shop hours from 8pm - 2am.

We have 4 professional sports teams...someone needs to sell them their Astons. They sell Bentley’s and Maserati’s there as well, and service the Ferrari’s our athlete’s buy in Chicago.

...Or I can buy a Golf R for 36k and spend another 700 bucks to make that kind of power, all with the added bonus of not having to look at this abomination sitting in my driveway.

#COTD

Stock GTI clutch is terrible. I went aftermarket with my replacement and have had zero issues. I agree though, original clutch at 215k is exceptional.

Less than a grand will get you an ECU reflash that’ll put this thing under 4 secs to 60. Under 4 to 60mph and I can fit my kid in the back seat comfortably? Sign me up.

My GTI got rear-ended this week and I’m driving a brand spankin’ new Chrysler 200 rental special while it’s getting fixed. Definitely bland enough to sufficiently sedate an appliance-seeker. Have to be careful not to pass out. Automotive Ambien. I want my clutch pedal back.