Surely there’s a $12,000 name for the particular SHADE of gray...

Jalopnik is one of the very few outlets that does not agree to informational embargoes. That means that other outlets sign extensive non-disclosure agreements, agreeing to sit on information for days, weeks, sometimes months in advance, and not say a peep about it until a manufacturer’s marketing team says they can.…

Is it wrong of me to think it would be highly ironic if there turns out to have been a massive outbreak of Coronavirus at CPAC, instead of just the usual outbreak of amorality, stupidity, and grifting?

I think it would be harder to find something less interesting than F1 at this point.

James Woods has always been a piece of shit and Twitter just gave him another platform to show it. The fact that people of color have been suspended on Twitter but trump, Woods and others are still allowed to have that platform should tell you all you need to know about that fucking cesspool.

The main reasons are:

A Corvette crossover should be called the Frigate.

Holy crap! I can’t wait to wrap one of these around the nearest tree.

Also firing the senior editor on Deadspin at the final of the world series and when the NCAA decides to let students profit off of their own images. And now articles of impeachment are about to be rolled out and they don’t have a politics-dedicated blog.

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

And a flat plane crank V8 with a manual isn't much fun in traffic as a DD. A supercharged V8 with a dual clutch may be suboptimal on track, but it's great for the street. 

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Are you suggesting that El Nepotisto doesn’t know how to properly make use of the wealth of talent at his disposal?

the suggestion that a woman schedule a premarital exam ‘to confirm that her body is ready for sex’ and explore using a vaginal dilator

Dad, I really need to use the computer.

That was actually Olabisi Johnson. Somehow makes it look even worse.

Deadspin: come for the grammatical origin lesson, stay for the assplay.

All three of those AL Central teams have been to the World Series since the Twins last won a playoff game. Two of the three have even won a World Series since the Twins last won a playoff game.

The Twins were allowed another miracle in 1991 to humble Ted Turner, but we have been paying for the sins of El Gasolino ever since.

not without a franchise having angered the elder gods