“Hmmm. Maybe there’s something to soccer being the world’s most popular sport? Maybe we should be emulating how all the other nations handle their leagues and player development? NAH!”

Sherman was right

They drafted a running back named after the O.J. judge.

Julie Bowen?

That would be the subspecies of humanoid known as “Walmarticus Wolverinicus”. Particularly prevalent in Downriver, Macomb County, and the meth belt of central Oakland County (and the kluxxer belt of Livingston County)

This article was every bit as wonderful as I’d hoped.

I am so looking forward to the moment when Aaron Rodgers packs up and leaves for a team that will actually give him a contract he deserves, and then that little bit of smugness of growing up without ever having a shitty QB to watch will drag you down to depths you have yet to experience.  That day is rapidly…

DOUBLE FUCK Marion Barber

Cmon.  Comparing Jerry Richardson to Foghorn Leghorn is an insult to the latter.  Foghorn was a sneakily smart dude with a decent sense of humor.  Richardson is none of those things. 

Our quarterback actually said these words:

“...Don’t feel sorry for me. Don’t feel sorry for me.”

I’m surprised she told you about that.

The Chargers are the fidget spinners of the NFL. They exist solely to distract a small number of bored apathetic consumers for a short time and make some loathsome assface rich.  

I get better vibes walking past Sharon Tate’s old house.

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

This is a bad take. Michigan and Pennsylvania were always suspect. Wisconsin was not. Wisconsin was the “SUPRISE, WE’RE ASSHOLES” of the 2016 election. Michigan and Pennsylvania are much more like Ohio and Florida, in that they’re inhabited by mostly douchebags already.

My little sister moved up from Chicago to Milwaukee and actually just got engaged to a Packers fan. He is just about the nicest guy in the world and is more than an overprotective brother could hope for in a brother in-law. He bought her a Rodgers jersey for Christmas last year and I now plan on making a scene at…

I havent decided yet, but I think I’m following Kirk to the Vikings, so its good to know I wont have to defend my new team to other people the way I have to defend my current team to myself.

Su’a will not be permitted to return to the club for the remainder of the 2017 NFL season, including the postseason.

Mark Davis looks like he should be in an Austin Powers movie as the sickly villain Ginger Ail.