I love the “She called you daddy for 18 years, now it’s our turn.” To what? Call her daddy? Call her dad, daddy? If you’re going to be funny on a bedsheets banner, bring your A game. This is clearly a future 6 year senior.

TBH - the real smoking gun appears to be the UK license application.

Dude effectively punted a ball 93 yards. Can you do that, fans? No? Kill yourselves.

No way, have you seen the size of the Jumbotron at Jerry’s World?

Not even Michigan’s worst loss:

I’VE NEVER WANTED A JERSEY MORE IN MY LIFE.

RBAUGH?

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Rob Ford’s Darryl Strawberry impression was much more spot-on.

Worst eva: toothbrushes.

Yep, and the commentators literally mentioned Prothoro the posted video clip.

Bernie is basically america’s favorite hoody. A little worn out, totally worn in, too old to care about appearances, and an intrinsic statement on income inequality.

Somehow you typed “comments from people who are right and speak the truth” and it came out as “trolls.” You might need a new keyboard

And this is why the “Leonard Fournette” should sit out discussion happened last week.

But also, please do not forget that those loveable Pirates fans are, by and large, also loathsome Steelers fans.

What about Doc Gooden? That guy had great stuff. I mean, his stuff was primo.

Sure, Dabo, it was a big win, but to pronounce yourself the son of God is a bit over the top.

I'm not surprised. Usually a screwup in Bristol leads to a kid.

Oh, the wheel in the sky keeps on turnin’...