Bricked Phone can be sold for parts. We will soon find iPhone 7 on blocks under the freeway overpass.

Hot Rod... the greatest movie that you’ve never seen. I personally watch it at least once a year.

“Lou Holtz spit on me” for me

You know what I find hilarious about that clip?

iPhone, meatspin, explosion, blue waffle, Peruvian pipe flute band, hulk hogan, monogrammed Thermos. That should sort you out

I would be happy with a gummi bear dispensing machine so I have a place to store 10 pounds of Amazon delivered Haribo gummi bears.

Not sure I want to know how you know this.

It would have been awesome if someone had come and stolen his running motorcycle while he was working on the tree!

I know people had issues with last week’s episode, and I can’t honestly judge that episode from the point of view of the majority of people.

By Season 10 of THE FLASH, there’ll be about 26 different Barry Allens standing in that room, attending the bi-annual “Should We Change This Moment” conference. It’ll probably have slides and snacks.

Agreed.

“...the atmosphere is like a punctured balloon...”

I need an Io overlay/filter for my facebook profile to show the world I care while not actually doing anything (assuming white people live there, of course)

Question: would a person take 40 doses of cocaine in 6 hours...for 5 days straight? If not, how can we use this as a model for developing treatments for addiction?

Apologies for the Pokémon Go saturation. You see, pursuant to recently enacted Federal Pop Culture Freedom statute (thanks, Obama), media outlets are currently required to pick the pretend-nerd topic of either Pokémon Go or Stranger Things to beat to death like a dead horse until a new president is inaugurated. Kind…

“officer there was a Squirtle right next to those 13-year-olds, i swear!”