“Lou Holtz spit on me” for me

You know what I find hilarious about that clip?

Apologies for the Pokémon Go saturation. You see, pursuant to recently enacted Federal Pop Culture Freedom statute (thanks, Obama), media outlets are currently required to pick the pretend-nerd topic of either Pokémon Go or Stranger Things to beat to death like a dead horse until a new president is inaugurated. Kind…

“officer there was a Squirtle right next to those 13-year-olds, i swear!”

My wife and I have this set up to a science now. Drive to our local blob of PokeStops (an area where tons of people congregate under about 10 Stops with lures on all of them). Along the way the passenger holds both phones and directs the driver on what turns to take and collects the PokeStop goodies leading up to the…

I WILL MIDLIFE HOWEVER I DAMNED WELL PLEASE, TYVM.

I am never going to argue that NOT wearing seat belts is somehow safer, Common sense dictates that seat belts in cars and helmets on motorcycles are safer than not.

I love this show! So happy it’s coming back.

What’s stopping you?

They were just using their black highlighters to point out all the most important stuff!

Bragging about attending an SEC school is about as sad as bragging about playing football for Johns Hopkins.

The way I see it:

Well that was quite a plot twist.

Actually, this is the best one.

“Oh yes,” he ejaculated.

i agree that ‘very’ needs to go away. Louis CK did a great bit on how we reach for the top shelf when describing things now. Everything is amazing, awesome, ridiculous, astounding. etc. Also, adverbs are killing our language.

That layer of fabric between my zipper and my dick is vital.

I’m wearing jeans I also wore Saturday!

I can go a whole week on two pairs of pants, provided I don’t shart myself in both of them.