He's our asshole though.

If the Cubs make the World Series they should invite Bartman to a home game and let him throw out the first pitch. Such a powerful redemption story could only ever end in a cubs loss.

Dude, what is wrong with your cousin?! Not cool. Besides, I seriously can’t imagine having sex with someone who’d had sex with someone related to me. Ewwwwww

Right? It’s gotta be a setup. Nine “Why you should root for ____” articles followed by a giant “Go fuck yourself the Right Way, Cardinals fans!!” headline followed by a jerking gif and no text. It HAS to be!!

I personally wouldn’t say anything; it does seem like you are fishing where you don’t belong. When I broke up with my ex, I went to a party with girls I knew from high school that I wasn’t close with. They asked if I still spoke to my ex- I was furious.

When my husband and I first broke up, I thought about whether to delete all the photos online. But it felt wrong - like erasing a decade of my life. I don’t keep them as mementos, but more as a history of who I was then. I deleted a few of the more recent postings, since they felt false, knowing that my marriage was…

My God those uniforms get worse upon each viewing.

“I use my hands like a squeegee to get as much water out of my hair and off my body while standing in the shower and before I even reach for my towel; 2. I use my bathroom towel to dry off as much as possible while still standing in the shower”

This technique may help explain the problem described by your username.

No, I do most of the laundry. And the beauty of the two-towel system is that the second towel barely gets wet. It stays in the humidity-free bedroom and is only used to get the last bit of remaining moisture off of me. I only wash that thing about once every other week. And I generally only wash my bathroom towel…

Yeah, my husband has a bedroom towel, too. It’s frequently crusty and not so absorbent. But maybe you mean something different.

Let me guess. Your wife does the laundry. Right? I ask because of this:

I was with you until your weird three-shells towel sesh. Separate towels is overkill.

RE: Getting out of the shower: I don’t understand why people do this either. My wife, who is otherwise a wonderful person, soaks the entire bathmat, bathroom, and half of our bedroom every time she steps out of the shower. I don’t even understand how her body can physically hold that much water on its surface.

Yay - Hook ‘em Horns! Uhhhhh, just not like that...

The Lou Holth thign ith my thavorite

Vote because millions of women around the world cannot.

I am going to feel the Bern SO HARD next year.