Out of curiosity. Is this accurate?

The hell is a euchre?

I must say - I’m usually not fond of the Adequate Man posts, but this is one of the good ones.

So abortion = killing babies.

Business: Fabulous Timeshare Opportunities Incorporated. May I help you?

Totally disagree. I do this, but without the shit attitude.

I agree with Jane

Rafi would never lie.

I bet Brian just got a fear boner.

Typical MacAsterisk

Good decisions aren’t exactly something he’s familiar with.

Ohhh I wasn’t aware that you were there at the time with me and witnessed what took place. Small talk sure isn’t what I thought it was then. I always thought small talk was “Where are you from? This weather’s crazy, eh? What do you do for a living?” and not “You’re really pretty, where are you going to be tonight?”…

That’s how you get ants!

Coach must have a bad temper if it takes only one Kelvin to make him reach the boiling point.

Rafi!

A real band would have simulated photon torpedos shooting it in the face.

Isn’t that how the Enterprise defeats its enemies, by ramming them in the mouth with the observation deck?

i cant believe i just wrote “perceived testicles” unironically

Was that the original series or Deep Throat 9?