I’m still learning the basics of Hearthstone, but I love the heck out of it.

Now now, I’m a packers fan. There no reason to make generalizat...holy fucking shit, you’re right. GODDAMMIT WHY DIDNT MY FRIENDS TELL ME I'M OBESE?!?!

My mouse is smoking from all the star clicks I'm giving out from this single comment section!

This clown is running entirely on name recognition. That's a low blow coming from Deez Nuts (I).

“Last time I played wiffle ball (like 15 years ago when I was 14 lol), I do not recall seeing a pitch at that velocity with that movement”

They showed Saban though, look how well they’ve done without him.... Ummm nevermind.

I’m right there with you! I have the remnants of a MHL 30 pack in my fridge waiting for me to get off work. Sweet sweet cheap nectar of the gods!

I pride myself on not knowing who 80% of these shills are.

My girlfriends daughters (9 and 4) say “actually” all the time, but its more along the lines of they finally put some thought into something after they just blurted out an answer.

“NO Girl, the other foot!” My girlfriends daughter has this thing about putting her shoes on the wrong feet. She says she walks better that way, but my OCD cant take it.

My only (major) issue with my cat is that I cant buy anything for her to play with. she is locked inside a 2 bedroom rental house and I try to get her stuff to keep her amused while I am away doing adult human stuff.

“I forgot how to jump”

Or maybe since lingus means “with the tongue”, we should call it Clittlefingus.

I had the same problem with my coinpurse also. I would accidently cut those little bumps that I guess are.
I’m going to try the one that the OP suggested as mine isn’t working out for me down there.

I shaved my nether region once when I was 15. ONCE! The resulting itchiness that I had to endure for the following week was not worth the effort. Just thinking about it now makes me wanna scratch!

I would absolutely LOVE the option to say yes to every request that was made of me. but I work one of the shittiest shifts (pun intended, I work at a sewer plant) to have a social life, or lack thereof (Wednesday thru Sunday 4pm-12am).

diddlingus maybe?

It was doing the same thing with me, so I had to turn off my VPN. Worked fine after that.

It helps that I’ve been there 21 years now, and (I swear to God I’m not making this up) there’s a dog food plant less than a mile from my work (imagine that paper mill smell, but with rancid grease added).

I’m an employee at a Waste Water Treatment Facility (oh, you mean a sewer plant?) and no, we don’t technically shovel shit.