Somebody slap a Pulitzer on this man.

WELL

Jalopnik can do as Jalopnik pleases, even tell hard truths about things that might make you uncomfortable—-in the interest of informing its broader audience. Jalopnik reports on all vehicles of all sorts, be they cars, trucks, cybertrucks (sigh) , planes, and yes, even the odd yacht. That they choose to report on…

What bias is that? That I would prefer the highest court in the country not be influenced by billionaires? 

“ARR, Mateys!”

No, it doesn’t. Betraying your country after swearing an oath to defend it should have the highest consequences.

Attempted murder?  Now honestly, what is that?  Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?

Kevin O’Leary also shilled for FTX, so I’m sure that "nothing can possiblye go wrong" following his advice

Now that the initial novelty has worn off, I think people are starting to realize that this whole game sucks in very clear structural ways that can’t be patched with updates. The convoluted nature of the combat system, the lack of actual exploration in the open world sections because they’re either super confusing (as…

In this interview, Elon claims over and over again his platform only takes down posts that break the law, yet the site has been blocking accounts simply for tweeting the real name of a Nazi cartoonist. I’m sure his argument would be that he’s stopping doxxing, but doxxing in itself isn’t illegal, and once the person’s…

I guess he was the White Power Ranger all along, huh.

Bring back the Stroganoff!

I remember seeing the PS3 tech demo, and how excited that made me. And then again the announcement for the official remake. These two games are gigantic dumpster fires that ruin the legacy of the original. They’re awful.

I’ve been sippin’ that haterade, as the kids say, since Remake. I feel—using an ‘I Feel’ statement here—that a plain ol’ remake would have been received perfectly well. In fact, if you were to *just* remove the Whispers, you’d have the game that everyone originally thought they were getting when they were jumping on…

Pssst. Sundar. You know how Google has a reputation for unceremoniously murdering projects at the first sign of a stumble? This would be a good time to lean into that for once.

This would simplify the process of deciding where to eat.

I’m going to try this defense in my own professional life next time I get talked to by management: “Well, you all are the ones who hired me, so who’s the grossly incompetent one now, buddy?”

Bingo. At the pace they’re going with all the extra material, how are they going to go from the Forgotten Capital to the end of the original in one game without making it either feel rushed or making that game 150 hours long?

i guess the die hard fans are happy for all the excess...but for somone like me who just wanted to play ff7 in amazing graphics..i dont think i will ever play this FF& party game