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Gifs aren’t working this is upsetting and makes my last comment seem snippy :( :( :(

Could never forget but apologies for original omission

Yes we can, and right back atcha!

Voicing support for Morning Glory here. It is a wholly enjoyable decent rom-com movie. And Patrick Wilson so,

Counterpoint: No, she doesn’t.

Oh shit! This deprecating talk of Ben Affleck just reminded me I rented today the Accountant (because Anna Kendrick ❤) and totes forgot to watch it!

Does she? Does she, really?

It’s cliched, but true: Both dudes get more ass than a toilet seat.

And Ben can say, “At least I’m not Casey.”

Kind of the definition of “damning with faint praise” I suppose.

He’s better than Affleck?

Men of Jezebel, things got much better in the later afternoon, and thank you. 🎈

Just don’t buy the Packbow. It looks ridiculously poorly-designed.

Missy Elliott taught me that if, after careful consideration I wanted to work it, I would need to put my thing down, flip it, and reverse it. Sage advice, indeed.

Drew, the only thing that would make this post better is if you had included an unfunny article based on a dumb pun about postal workers.

Writing about fashion is difficult, period. Samer did a good job, but he also made me miss Dodai, who reliably constructed sentences as beautiful as the clothes she was describing.