Who can also walk through walls.

Loved her on the Tonys, but I just wonder (only half joking) if Octavia Spencer was unavailable. Her playing Tubman on Drunk History was perfection.

HI!!!! <3

me to tom:

Can you tell us more about how your minor factual correction was instinctive? Was it perhaps drawn from some deep well of innate knowledge of movie trivia that - like a masterful martial reflex - bursts out at the precise moment of need?

Thing is, that rug really tied the room together.

Well it was kind of hard to avoid that story back when it was going on. The whole world and their sister was reporting it.

Actually, I think it an important point in terms of power differential....

It’s also entirely possible - and hear me out here - that it’s RPatz that he’s attracted to and not KStew. He seems mightily worried about poor Robert and not so much about Kristen.

Dingus likes to make-believe that he’s an “expert” on women because he’s wracked with insecurity over the knowledge that he’s had to pay for every single bit of sex he’s ever had. He can only relate to women from a position of wealth and power, he’s had to bribe and/or buy every woman he’s ever associated with except…

The whole DC/Baltimore MSA was a pizza desert when I lived there, frankly. Needs more Greeks and Italians.

I still think he wants to fuck Rosie and that drives him fucking insane.

He’s groomed Ivanka into The Perfect Woman. What would happen if she broke free? Had some therapy, left Milquetoast and move to a lesbian hippie commune in SF? And left some pamflets for Melania?

Yep, fixed it, thanks.

I would guess a pepperoni “log”. :/

Jesus is your wife the Flash?

Completely. But my Boos accommodate my pizza request of half pep and sausage, half combo. Well done, please!

No judgement here. Everybody has their thing. My daughter eats fish, but most other meat causes digestive issues (IBS). It highly pisses me off that people are oddly suddenly okay with this once they know it is a health issue, because I want to scream, “AND EXPLAIN TO ME WHY HER REASONS ARE ANY OF YOUR DAMN…

Traditionally in RI, cheese is an optional topping. Don’t order it and you don’t get it.