omg same! I feel like lactase pills worked at first, but they kind of stopped working. I’m still waiting for the day that I don’t crave ANY cheese...i just feel like there is no substitute with the same tang/sharpness if that makes sense

I don’t eat meat either and recently realized I’m lactose intolerant :(. I’m thinking of doing the same thing though :D

Sounds good to me!

That actually sounds pretty good.

Don’t forget to make sure that beer isn’t tainted with gelatin or isinglass! http://www.peta.org/about-peta/faq/which-beers-are-suitable-for-vegans/

I’m in the process of making this exact pizza (but not for the SB because I only follow the real kind of football, duh), it’s gonna be so good. I do sometimes eat meat but hate cheese. Enjoy your pizza and beer!

my wife is making: batter fried chicken wings two ways (korean spice and maple glaze bbq), mini pigs in a blanket (blankets are mini as well), homemade fries, ‘ringed shrimp,’ mini ham salad sandwiches, bbq pork nachos, franco-canadian-iberian tourtière empanadas, be-bouled spinach and artichoke dip, deviled eggs,…

Maybe that explains the “like animals” part of the cop’s complaint!

Fired is being merciful. I commend your restraint.

3. Sleeping on the floor is no big deal. Beds are useful for storing things underneath, though.

I felt like she was being vapid on purpose? At least I hope to fuck she was. Can anyone be that insufferable?!

Those free trial deals are the biggest offers those things make because they require inputting valid personal information including credit card info. Comparatively, the Devos offer is probably the equivalent of ‘download and run’ 10-15 apps, or ‘watch’ 100 videos. It’s very significant in ‘free diamond’ terms.

Love how it pays better to watch Cyanide and Happiness (they are on seeso) than to shill for this hack.

Yeah, this is the problem with “life” begins at conception... of course it does! We’re talking about living organic tissue here! Technically, life was present BEFORE conception, because a living sperm wriggled its way into a viable egg! But that life is not a person, or a distinct being, it’s just a glob of living…

My favorite part is “I’ve been collecting rubber duckies since I was like....19.”

Wikipedia tells me she is 20. LOL

Also when she very proudly declared that sometimes she likes to change hats when she gets home. IDK why but that was annoying.

She was aiming for “I’m so interesting!” but she should have just gone with the same bland celebrity home tour shit everyone does. No, it wouldn’t earn her new fans, but at least it wouldn’t have been so awful.

That video was UNBEARABLE. Whoever edited it and approved putting it out has to fucking hate Bella because there’s no way they didn’t see how obnoxious she comes off.

I was team, “They Are Fighting???” and that video made me team “Anyone But Her”!

So Beyoncé is the Prince(ess) who was promised?