DELIVER the perfomance of a lifetime?

It gives new meaning to the line that precedes that one: “I’m so crown.”

She should sit on a throne for the performance, and the throne should look like it’s made entirely of severed heads of goateed white shitkickers with MAGA hats.

This line isn’t getting enough attention. Abortion prohibition is terrifying in its own right. But, I’m starting to think that reproductive rights are only one medical front on which we are going to end up fighting. I guarantee you that this man would also believe far right Christians who present evidence of “brain…

It grabs the forceps and sharpens it into a cutting tool.

Tapeworms react to removal as well. It’s not really that special.

As somebody who had to terminate around 20 weeks due to fetal abnormalities inconsistent with life, FUCK YOU, ARKANSAS.

and that the bill prohibited the father from winning monetary damages in the event of rape or incest.

Jill Stein is so wrong so often she occasionally doubles back to being right. This is not one of those times.

Let’s all agree to chase her down the street screaming insults whenever we see her.

Yup... checks and balances.

And there it is..My official reason for a permanent switch over to CBS, where they do news for grown-ups. Website sucks, but I’ll manage.

Thank you. I really needed this laugh today.

NO.

Of all the reasons to hate politics, the hypocrisy of the right on our current and last first ladies is right up there. Melania is on the cover of Vanity Fair eating diamonds and won’t move to DC yet it’s crickets on her because the left is too nice and the right doesn’t care. Michelle Obama asks kids to eat healthy…

I got to put my salad on my work credit card today. Pretty spiffy.

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

Oh man...fresh homemade tortillas. I’m pretty effing jelly. And hungry.

I luv your username and your luv uv tacos

Kinda stunned that he is 49. At first glance, he appears older, if only because of the hair.