Goddamn it I want a taco sooo bad 😖. Hope they were delicious.

The only reason he’s not going to sign the order this week is because tempers are already flaring from the last two weekends and any attempt to go directly after the LGBTQ community now would likely be the spark that would ignite the demand for impeachment once and for all.

So yeah. Killing young girls and detaining PhD students at airports. Great week Don. Way to show the world who you are.

Denzel Washington could win Best Actress and I would still be like “ah, yes, excellent choice.” I mean..... Denzel. *swoon*

HE is GOAT. I hope he can win more slams. French Open is next, Rafa has a chance.

I have one of those! She wanders all around so I have to follow her, picking up turds. She will be 15 in March.

I think the walking while pooping thing is common. The dog my family had when I was growing up did that.

Awwww she’s worth the extra work, look at that face. What a cutie.

hello. i’ve been crying all day. this is so shitty. i have some cousins in a camp in syria and they were hoping they’d be able to get here but i guess not. i’m home alone, i’ve been crying on and off (the protesters at JFK really make me cry and i love them all). i’m cooking something to remind me of home and trying…

BIZARRE PET BEHAVIOR THREAD*

‘’Tis a puzzler, isn’t it? Feels like we are missing something...like it’s right in front of us but we can’t quite see it....darn it...

McEnrobot vs. Hawk-Eye

I think there’s a real opportunity for automation-assisted throwbacks like this going forward.

I’ll take Vonnegut.

How about Christine Baranski for Miranda......

If only we could distill important human knowledge into dirty limericks, we would be all set.

I’ve still got Mr.Brown Can Moo. Can You? In my brain from 20 years ago. That ought to be worth something when the culling begins.

I’ve got The Very Hungry Caterpillar down! Save me a place in the post-apocalyptic future.

Thank God for digital media.

I never thought my former life as a high school English teacher would prepare me for the revolution.