Where are all my fellow photographic memory people at? I think we’ve just found our role as dedicated human libraries.

At least the number of dystopian novels with rebellion plots recently have given us a gluttony of plans of attack to choose from. Soon we might be finding out exactly how far we’ve strayed from the roots of our country; I have to say, I never thought I’d be able to fully comprehend the emotional states of the…

You’re ridiculous. You’re absurd. Of all the fucking things I’ve read in these comments.


There’s no such thing as too much Old Bay.

There is no such thing as “too much Old Bay”.

False. One can never have enough Old Bay.

Have you not put Old Bay on corn on the cob. Heathen!!!

Yay MoCo represent! Where I live is something I am thankful for on a daily basis now.

I really miss my old home in Takoma Park right now.

I wouldn’t consider My home city (Aurora, Colorado) to be wealthy. If they could use marijuana money it would help though!

Support your friends in Howard County, who are trying to make it a sanctuary county, too!

Seattle, too.

W00T! MoCo!

Whaaaattt, yay for my old home county (Gaithersburg, yo). It’s nice to know this since I know that isn’t going to be the case in the Texas city I live. I really miss crabs but am always full stocked up on Old Bay. I just don’t have anything good to put it on.

Love montgomery county. Love/hate baltimore. I WILL MISS YOU MARYLAND.

Don’t suppose you guys are willing to take a southern US Asian soon to be unemployed abortion clinic employee...things are getting ugly here!

I’m from MoCo too! Now deep in red Georgia, sigh, even though I’m only 25 minutes outside Atlanta. Have a Silver Diner burger with my regards!

Everyone one of these jurisdictions, to my knowledge, are not going down without a fight. There is really no need to.

He’s the cooking version of Bob Ross. I could listen to him talk all day, and I don’t even drink wine. Or cook.

You mean to tell me my puppy is going to get bigger....

Seriously. Introducing Ted Allen to the world almost makes the original worthwhile.