cuties :-)

How the hell did you get both of them to be still at the same time?? (Good job.)

I also have rats—and they have changed hearts. People come over and see them and express nervousness and fear at the beginning of the visit and by the end they are hand feeding my little guys treats.

Yes, thank you! Them fleas could have been on kittens and nobody gives them a bad reputation!

the real heroes are internet commenters who are always here to remind us how much everyone sucks

Neither rats nor gerbils. It was the FLEAS.

Aw, little gerbils. I've had them my whole life, no plague yet.

oh god i have fucking anxiety just reading this

A vampire lolly?

I created an account JUST to reply to this.

Dude, stop being so defensive and actually reread the post again. It's not the poster's child. The child is the Ex's from a previous marriage.

A house by the beach with HIM didn't appeal to me.

I also have this sneaking suspicion that you're doing this *because* you're not expecting her to say yes. It's a grand gesture that shows your devotion without actually requiring any change on your part to the status quo. Have you really thought about what would happen if she accepted?

You seem to be trying hard to avoid gendered pronouns but it just sounds like you had a group of people trying to get you to marry them.

You're kind of a dick.

I can't believe she walked out of the house without photoshopping first.

How dare a woman go out with an imperfection showing!

that's what human legs look like.

Looks like normal, unretouched legs to me and I love that she's rocking it.

I'm gonna try "Let us fuck" tonight. Will report back.