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You need to get yourself to Italy girl. They love the red hair and won't be able to tell your accent is the Queen's English. There is nothing more satisfying than to be told that ' skin without freckles is like the sky without Stars' and other such corny lines, after years of this : http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/kis…

Am I a terrible parent for showing this to my horrified and intrigued 13-year-old daughter?

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Regarding periods, this is fantastic, and everyone should watch it:

Slightly related, but when I was on study abroad in London (my first time out of the US) I worked in an office with a lady from Essex. I didn't know she was from Essex because at the time I was not au fait enough with the regional variations in the English accent. So I, innocently enough, asked her where she was from.

They lumped it in with "British," because no one conducting this survey understood how things work. All I want in life is a dapper, gentle, funny man with a Welsh accent to come sit with me in the constant rain.

Yes because non-white Brits like me do not exist.

um omg not a BDSM expert over here, but maybe DON'T BUY YOUR ROPE AT B&Q?!?!?!

I still can't look at Ratzingers face without thinking " that man has raccoon eyes". I was 16 when he became pope in '05. You'd think I'd have grown up & moved on but nope...Raccoon Eye Ratzinger, he will always be.

Hershey exec logic: If we don't let them taste the other chocolate, they won't know ours is akin to eating wax.

Just because something is the truth does not mean it isn't flawed. It's problematic that Eurocentric beauty standards are so pervasive, but that's neither the fault of the author nor of the grandmother nor of the people who found her to be beautiful, so it's included because it is a truth. This isn't a critical think

Scaly skin? The conspiracy theorists were then telling the truth with reptilians among us, in plain view too!

I once had a woman get angry at me because I didn't ID her. I carded her friend who could have easily been 18, but not her because she was clearly 30+ and she started to cry and yell at me. Then the one that I did ID told me that I "needed to be nicer" and got angry when I pointed out that it was my job to card people

And even then, what's the insult? "You looked cute in this swimsuit one time. Ha-ha, nailed you."

The death penalty is by far our most outdated and barbaric practice. If you have spent any time outside of the US, you'll find that non-Americans point to it's continued use as proof of the sadism we allow to persist in our culture. It's disgusting. It's revolting. I don't care how awful someone is, how deserving of

Middle class? Do poors photograph differently?

Way to discount at least 3 women of color and a dude to suit your false narrative.

I'm amazed that you can sleep through all that yodeling. Unless you've found some weirdo that doesn't yodel when he masturbates.

Alright, I never enter these things, but this week I think I might have a winner. When I was in 9th grade, I had frizzy, whurly hair, of the not wavy, not curly, not straight, not remotely dignified, but definitely LARGE variety. I also had bangs. I could stop there and just let you imagine the tragedy that was my

Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey