Yes.

And with Don Email and Blaine's Dad about to enter the brain business, Vivian will have a perfect chance to wreak vengeance on the wrong person.

Here's grist for a future article: Compare "Married With Children" with its Russified export version, "Schastlivy Vmeste" ("Happy Together").

In fairness, Jocelyn and Josette were also viable.

Dunno why but I thought the simultaneous head cock of Betty and her mom in the dream was just perfect.

Also, loved Betty's ponytail tightening thing (her version of lock and load).

So your argument is that Archie is the physical incarnation of Dunning-Kruger basically.

BTW, did anyone make out the Latin on the Blossom crest on the gate of Thornhill?

In a world of crazy, the only sane guy is damn appealing.

Well this episode just shot all my theories to hell.

"Missing anyone?"

I am still amused that the Humbert Humbert of the series is the one that wears Lolita glasses.

Props to Archie for wanting to cleanly end the relationship.

Elefly, Elefly
Emerge from your chrysalis

Also, Chuck's face when brazen, black-bobbed, belipsticked Betty reveals herself?

One thing I noticed in the book is that all of Jason's entries were exclusively with Polly, and he even lost points because of "feelings".

Also, PBG's insistence that Finn promise that he come back safe, sweetness personified.

Also, "Madame Satan" for the win.

I again call bullshit: "Sugar, Sugar" is an Archies song, not a Pussycats one.

Bullshit. "Sugar, Sugar" is an Archies song, not a Josie and the Pussycats one.