[Joe wipes his brow]

"I prefer calling it the Holy Lance."
"You would."

"Moe Dunford’s Aethelwulf (last seen here leading an inauspicious charge at the episode’s abrupt ending) continues to be drawn as a more sympathetic figure these days."

Also: "Grife!"

"Terminator 2" is the perfect example of how trailers spoil: There is no real tip off in the movie that the T-800 is the hero and the T-1000 is the villain (let alone not human) until they first confront each other at the mall.

I grinned like an idiot through the whole show. They have clearly done something right.

"Crinkle!"

During the scene where there's a full front shot of Ragnar's sons, I had to stop the DVR playback to confirm some of the worst CGI pasting I have ever seen. WTF?

Gisla's punching Rollo square on the nose … gold.

As a grammar nerd, I approve of this comment.

Just be glad Fantasia no longer has Sunflower the centaur.

Remind me: Didn't Eugene give Rick instructions on how to make bullets?

Remind me: When did Barry see Caitlin naked?

If last week's time-travel crossover didn't end the feud, Cisco's "I'm going to save my dead brother by doing something stupid like open this box imprisoning Savitar" should do it.

"I come in peace."
"Then you'll go in pieces."

"She really kinda looks like my cousin." :D

My two favorite bits: Stephanie Beatrice desperately trying not to break in the background as Jake made his slide, and Amy's multiple expressions of mortification during Holt's 40 minute rant.

It has bacon, ergo it is palatable.

Lucifer and Amenadiel’s mom has got it goin' on.

"Your king is trapped!"