He scored 30 points after that, and they were tied at halftime. You are a moron.

Mike Tyson Edges Out Michael Spinks

This article has a sad lack of sexy butt pics!

Israel, this is not a good look; Chancellor Drumph’s embrace by you makes the Pogo quote very appropriate. ‘We have met the enemy, it is us.’

Killian ‘Em Softly: Dutch Score Easy Winner After Irish Red

To be fair, wearing orange in front an Irishman can lead to out of control lunging.

Why should anyone stop making the art they want to make?

“we’ve got the most talented engineers in the world working on the race cars”

Then she’d be able to do better than this uncoordinated doofus.

What if she wasn’t really pregnant and the ball was full of cash and happiness?

My first weekend in college involved driving around and drinking Squirt mixed with Sloe Gin. All of this experience was provided by upperclassmen who supposedly knew what a good time looked like.

Jay and his wife are going to have to answer a lot of questions now, going around town with a half-Indian baby.

Hey some of us have other types of jobs that we don’t do

Time to get back on the fantasy sports train again

This is just like when I recall how many pieces of bread everyone at the table has already had when I’m taking the last one for myself.

Winning two of five races is dominant? Sorry, this season has been fantastic and I don’t get what you’re on about.

Me admiring this comment.

I saw a bumper sticker the other day. It said “ Lifted trucks and sports cars are a sign of virility. Minivans are proof.”

There’s nothing wrong with minivans.