That’s why they call it a Royale with cheese in France

I mixed Squirt with some blackstrap rum.

BREAKING: LeBron pitching a no-hitter, mighty Casey has just struck out

LeBron is out here getting black coaches fired. I thought he was WOKE! Lord knows there’s way too much black on black crime going on in these streets for this to happen.

I bet you got too drunk by half.

He’s got strong thighs from jumping on and off boxcars.

Actually the fans show up late in four, five, six.

Please oh please let the Jets win the Cup. I can’t wait for the angry tweets from Trump if they do because they don’t visit the Whitehouse!

I thought he had linemen to protect him.

It wasn’t that strange.

Or Broski

Weird. I had Price pegged as more of a Chokemon kind of guy.

“Get everyone on the phone RIGHT NOW! I need a video reconstruction and I need it YESTERDAY!” - Barstool Prez

Counterpoint: We’re beyond the point of no return for protecting the environment. We’re all going to die. Eat Arby’s.

Ya know what else is funny? The team that embarrassingly tanked for years to get future stars who can’t shoot and have endurance questions lost to a team that got its future stars by staying competitive and making smart trades.

So your response to a way in which the rules are different for predominantly black vs predominantly white sports is to first be wrong on the facts, and then to deflect to a completely different issue. Not really sure what the point of continuing this discussion would be.

In hockey and baseball, you can get drafted and still play in college. In golf and tennis, you can play as an amateur on the pro tours.

You can go pro in baseball, hockey, tennis or golf without going to any college - but not in football or basketball.

In a just world, he’d be the eventual successor to Mark Emmert.

The Philadelphia 76ers Should Blow Up The Team And Not Worry About The Short-Term Consequences