When I saw the headline I Ran over here enjoy the puns!  

RE: The NB Picture.

I’d videotape all my lifting sessions if my damn camera wasn’t broken, and if I lifted weights. 

He’s clearly mastered his ground strokes, now its time to work on hitting the damn ball. 

You should invest in a headset like the ones that truckers wear. 

Hard Fart? Drink more water and maybe add some more fiber there smoke boy.

Can’t save up a nest egg living the high life bruh.

Not much meat in that gym mat, eh? 

Walt WHIPman

John Milton Bradley

e.r.a. cummings

And make him attend All The Games (unless they get some good free agents, then nah). 

Too good a job if ya ask me. 

This comment is in the dazn (however the fuck its pronounced).

Have some patience, ffs. 

I hope they burned that flag later with some of their special five bucks a gallon refill gasoline.

I’m real big on “Where is James Holzhauer?” because that dude looks creepy and I want to keep tabs on him. 

I’m not, I went the much harder route and married one. If I hear cease and desist in the bedroom one more time.... 

He’s had three people in his kitchen plenty of times, cut up in the freezer.