I wanted to see Max win the championship, but Merc’s strategy likely banked on the rules being applied the way they always have: either the lapped cars would unlap themselves and the race would finish under yellow or the back-markers would stay and Max would have 1-2 laps to execute 5 passes for the championship. The…

Isn’t any dick giant to Ariana Grande?

My computer disagrees.

Believe me even when you have two kids you are better off with a minivan. you eventually drive grandparents around with you and the minivan is the only option where they can actually get in the back seats. When you take that road trip to the beach or travel for christmas and thanksgiving you need all that cargo space.…

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Here you thought I was a man, where I am, in fact, a cruise ship.

i believe the tRump is a really a russian ship in disguise.

I’ve been reading this site for nearly a decade and a half and wouldn’t be too useful wrenching. I’m mainly here for the pictures. 

Nobody was down on O.J. Simpson until after the Naked Gun movies came out either

Collusion? Collusion!

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

“Maybe this was his plan all along?”

i mean, total transparency, she has never seemed sated afterwards.

Dear Penthouse,

That's funny. I thought NASCAR went left.

That’s very funny, but this article is about elevators.

Nobody wants to see the insides of my shoes that badly.

I was under the impression that level of violence and accuracy was reserved for spiders 

The trick is to just stand at the net and flick the Wiimote back and forth really fast. Unbeatable.

Well, I guess my opinion isn’t going to be popular... Vettel went off the track. He came back on and veered into the racing line before gaining control, forcing Hamilton to slow down and slide most of the car off the track. He broke the rules and was penalized accordingly. The ruling the stewards gave after the race,…