Those headlines and stories are indeed stupid as hell, and they are published only because an entire world full of large adult sons actually cares what happens in a superhero movie. Without the anti-spoiler nerds, there would be no nerd-baiting spoiler stuff.

Inevitably, as you get to know them, a question always comes up: “How many different countries’ citizens have you had sex with?”

I’m sorry, I just can’t get over reader Bruce saying Peyton Manning used to yell “Oklahoma!” in his pre-snap bullshittery.

“Your honor, I ask that this case against my client be dismissed. Everyone knows relief pitchers in the AL don’t hit.”

Which is great! I like to hear differing opinions, too. But there is a huge difference between me going to read some Fox News articles to get a different viewpoint vs. me going into the comment sections of Fox News articles and demanding that they stop predominantly catering to conservative views. Fox News is what it…

Nice to see someone russian to address the real issues.

The really amazing thing is someone wanted to meet the Syracuse football team.

Orange, you glad the kid isn’t sick?

Also turns out that Batman-for-a-day kid was secretly one of the Riddler’s henchmen.

Everyone just misunderstood, the family said that the NCAA is a cancer and it’s making the kid sick.

+4 TDs

Fair and balanced? Looks one of those activist judges to me.

You’re nailing this. The solution, as always, is to skew toward an older, politically disinterested audience who will definitely keep your company relevant in the years to come.

I’m really happy for him, Cocaine use is a lot more widely accepted in the UK.

Yeah, the Spurs are dying for that shit.

Nah, they just dump all the stuff out of a dumptruck, then the whole competition is cleaning it up again.

Honestly, Process fans are delusional and no matter what happens they are convinced that they won, so TNT execs by a mile.

I hate the makeup

Agreed, it’s kind of half assed. Also, why is she orange? Is that a reference I don’t get? If she was white I would just assume it was a spray tanning accident, but since she’s Riri I’m just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. 

Not a huge fan of Rihanna’s, sadly. She looks like a sexy Halloween costume (and it’s ill fitting). Jasmine Sander is my favorite so far. And why is Huma even there?