His attorney? Rudy Giuliani.

One interesting thing I saw this morning was 7 out of the 10 best free agent safeties have yet to sign. So maybe this one isn’t collusion (although I do think they won’t sign him because of the protest, just noting that the safety market is bizarre this year):

“Ben Simmons was forced to the locker room in Game 4 with cramps after Brad Stevens hung all the Gatorade up in a tree.”

Turns out scissors beats rocks.

“LET’S GET READY TO LIBELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL”

“LET’S GET READY TO MAKE SEXUAL ABUSE ABUSE ALLEGATIONS WITHOUT CONTEXT, REFERENCES OR PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF”

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

LeBron is like the Lee Harvey Oswald of the NBA, no matter how much you hate the guy, he does make some incredible shots.

Especially if a bunny shows up with eggs

My thoughts while watching the end of this game were, “Huh it is almost like being bad on purpose for years on end leaves you unprepared for playing games where winning is important.”

Toronto’s not choking though, they’re just not very good.

Hey, can you fire your coach and hire her mid-playoff series? Asking for a garbage, fraudulent #1 seed.

Making the sports guy in Peoria IL wear his mid-range Trump costume from the Halloween party while he makes his female co-anchor uncomfortable talking about balls? Say what you will, but no one’s knocking Sinclair Broadcast Group’s commitment.

The timing means you get Peter King’s office, right?

“Twenty appointees...that’s nine and eleven!”

Or Ask a Clean Person

What I wouldn’t give to be 30 years younger. And a woman!

big deal. i dress up as a man daily. well, a man that would have been 22 in 1998 anyway.

You named your kid Dexter? And give parenting advice?