It’s an understandable mistake, data shows that the majority of 6'3" bubble-butt black dudes who were dtf on Craigslist Personals looked almost exactly like Dave McKenna IRL.

“But this guy was not gonna go down easily.”

but c’mon, the Jordan comparisons are ridiculous

To this day, I never look at dish soap the same way.

His trademark list is a foot long and worth $5.

This is especially embarrassing for Drake if you consider the fact that he doesn’t even write his own cusses.

No, but I’ve had a colonoscopy, which is pretty similar

WHL, are you sure? I wasn’t super paying attention, but I thought I heard someone (maybe my bio professor) say that Krebs was going to end up in ATP.

These dudes sound like they could lead a band playing a local GMO-free coffee shop

Step 2 is to stand in a public square holding up an eggplant.

“I’m sorry you were offended by...”

I’m sure I will fail at many of the preconceived notions I have with how I will handle my children, but not this. I’m going to destroy their world. I’m a winner and I’m fucking their mom.

Don’t leave me hanging...

“Not caught” =/= “clean.”

No child left behind. Except for the ones that should’ve been dropped off at the pool, instead.

Are we suspending him from the rafters of the Capital One arena, much like all of those fucking president’s trophy banners?

More like Pooperintendent amirite

eeewww, would you want that gross sweaty beard next to you?