No Country for Dumb and Dumber.

Someone said something who played nine games in three years? Wow, this is huge news. Hope it takes up one of the big spots up top for the next week.

Bling and a miss

Don’t talk to me about the most expensive double of your career.

That’s an arbitrary question.
KG traumatized the weak minded much like Lex Luthor, except replace Kryptonite with Cheerios.
And Draymond is willing to throw away a 3-1 lead, a championship, and a finals MVP just to take a swing at your balls. Call him petty and stupid, but not fake when he leaves bruised testicles in…

Counterpoint:

thank you for this. Wilbon bellowing at a 70 year old Jewish man every day as if his voice is God speaking to Moses on the mountaintop ≠ great tv

Is Chris Paul of the Locker Room Avengers not an option?

It was Lovren’s clearance that went off Milner for the own goal.

The winner gets the right to call themselves the winner of the Champions League. “Best team in the world” is a bit of a stretch for two teams finishing 3rd in their domestic leagues.

The only thing in Canada more useless than the Senators are the Senators.

Assholes like this are the Canadian version of having to listen to Bob Costas or Thomas Boswell or George Will go on about how special baseball is.

Stanley Haikubrick over here.

Mad props for this not just being a link to a Youtube video.

It’s rumored Maria’s writing her character to be the ante hero.

We’ve talked before about what Real’s continued Champions League success means for the game

Izzo is or Izzo is complicit.

Burn the entire NCAA down.

Sort of like the folks over at TheRoot say about R. Kelly:

If you even fucking watch a college sport and/or root for a Division One college team: You’re fucking complicit in slavery.

Probably Instagramming shit about Kanye while wearing a UVA sweatshirt.

C’mon man, no one on that team passes a beer. They just hide it in their gloves during the game.