I didn’t hear what sound was made when Sisco got hit, but I’d like to think it was “THONG”.

His kicks were enough to knock one swan down

I like some of Queen’s songs and Mercury was obviously an amazing singer but for me they aren’t in the upper echelon of rock bands.

nobody actually likes any Queen songs.

Even a weak dribbler can drive in a run, now and again.

I can dig that. Thanks for serving it up.

“Everyone thought they reported directly to me. Not having an institutional history here, it is not a structure that I was comfortable with.”

Wrong! Bledsoe just plays like a backup point guard. He’s unfortunately a starter.

I find the image of a dude with a mouthful of chaw furious about doping within the UCI delightful.

Shortened course? I thought everything was supposed to be bigger in Texas...?

I have no idea what Hassan Whiteside’s racial background is, but I like to think that his dad is black and his mom is white. That way he can refer to the two sides of his family as the white side and the Whiteside side.

Drafting = Doping

They wouldn’t even need a coach with all those coaches on the field.

To be fair, if you hire a guy named “Strom” and he doesn’t turn out to be a segregationist, you’d feel cheated too.

Rick, Rick, this is your cousin Marvin. Marvin Barry. You know that shooting motion you’ve been look for? Watch this grandma!”

15 seconds or it’s free

She has more topaz rings than Jordan.

“I got in the dugout, and he said I was out of the game,” Baseball Kid told reporters after the game. “I didn’t know any reason. Just put on my jacket, went up to the railing and watched the game. I don’t think anyone can tell me how to play. I’ve always played hard.”

I thought he was referring to his time as a QB.