’Roo can put it on the boooooooard YES!

Didgeridoo you believe in miracles!!!!

It seems he’s fallen

Nowhere to be found? He must think he’s on defense

You gotta dial ‘9' to get an outside line, guys.

Eh, this year? I’ll take it.

As a dying man, McCain-the-Brave provided cover for some of his weaker, panicking men to escape from the battle with a ‘yes’ vote even though a few wanted to stay and vote ‘no’. And with two republican shield-maidens holding the line with him in the pass (supported behind by a quivering, sub-standard, phalanx of 48…

Totally see your point. He can definitely be a grandstander or gloryboy like any other politician, but this was pretty fucking epic. (Plus, he’s earned about as much goodwill as any person ever could.) He doesn’t really give a fuck about healthcare, and is still super conservative and wrong on a bunch of shit. His…

a fellow CNYer? Fantastic

A thing I noticed about the Mooch this morning: he doesn’t wear a wedding ring but he does wear some sort of class ring thing on his right hand (probably from Harvard law school did you know he went to Harvard law school he’ll tell you about it). So he’s not jewelry averse, he’s just that asshole who won’t wear a…

TRIED? No, I never tried. Took some measurements, did some math, checked how far I could bend forward and decided it was impossible. Sure, I did THAT! But I never tried.

Finally, a story about a higher-rated single-A prospect than Tim Tebow.

Trump : Mooch :: Obama : Keegan-Michael Key’s Luther

Jordan would have let it slide to make sure the team covered.

While you would rather be terrible in LA than terrible in Buffalo (sensible!), coolian2 is pointing out that being terrible in LA is ALSO superior to being good in Buffalo, because the terribleness of Buffalo is all-consuming.

Gilbert Gottfried is my choice. Although I don’t know if he’d be willing to be quite this profane.

This is the White House communications director

On Karen flushing the dope down the toilet: “They wouldn’t have found it.”

Honda needs to get with Codemasters because one can actually complete entire races if they choose the McLaren car in the F1 game. Some how they fixed the problems.

Oh, dear...