Real men don’t punt, sissy. Talk like that gets you thrown out of his military.

And how many words would this chamaco write if the US had lost?

A more accurate description of Donald Trump: six-foot putz.

“Legality” is whatever you can get away with. Is this “legal”? Time will tell.

+1 Golden Hand Wash

Not to hate on KP, but isn’t the magic spray in wide use in football/soccer? And isn’t that post defender more or less pulling the old Rick Mahorn ‘I just made you travel’ move? Not exactly stout D.

Hold my beer fam...

Similarly, I stopped doing math because it made my head hurt.

Why the hell is he tweeting that?! I spent two weeks explaining how Asian women are just a fantasy after my wife found my stash of SIAM Journals.

In regards to playing professional football again, the Raven quoted

It’s ok Jason. I appreciate you

Few things actually make me laugh hard enough so that the people in the office know I’m not working, but this one did. Good job sir or madam.

And just like that, all the progress Grilli had made in his campaign to turn his life around and actually feel good about his accomplishments and who he was as a person went straight down the fucking toilet. Oh yeah, that’s right, isn’t it, Fate, or God, or the Universe or whatthefuckever??! Heaven fucking forbid…

No one likes your comment. Sad!

Hey Justin, you should learn from your brother BJ on how to avoid grounding out. Never make contact in the first place.

The way the season is going, it would probably go into his eye.

It’s nice to see a bunch of teenage girls heading the wrong way on something other than my local highway.

I heard Mark Spritz is her new trainer