It’s obvious Cleveland has no clue what it’s doing. You could’ve got a whole season out of him on a 10-day contract.

To be fair, Rose should at least be able to replace Irving’s performance on the defensive end of the court.

Those damn seats make airline cattle class look like Lay-Z-Boys in comparison (which, shit, I hope I didn’t give our domestic carriers any ideas...)

Tall people have the same problem at Fenway.

ETA:

I hate how much I ADORE your comments sometimes!

I miss the loss by loss articles. How else will I know when they lose their 91st game? Certainly not by watching Cardinals baseball.

/fucks cousin

/yells at Dexter Fowler for having Iranian wife

not at all, you removed the “piece-of-shit” that always goes on front of Cards.

BFIB

/screams racist ramblings at Jason Heyward...

/beats dog

They dropped the charges because they realized there was no way he had time to unbutton his suit in the timeframe the victim alleged the assault occurred.

Tell me Dick Vitale actually said that.

Fortunately he missed Dee’s nuts

No need to get all red in the face, at least they relocated the family.

He was just there to see the SS play.

I wonder if the fan went to an usher to complain that he could Nazi the game very well.

Yeah, at least wear some shoes for crying out loud. That’s the greater obscenity here.