Daylight savings strikes again.

hahahahahahahaha

This tube of Preparation H, you can put it in the butt... YES!

Assclown?

Just when you can’t hate LaVar Ball any more, out come the cargo shorts.

LaVar isn’t trying to be Marv Marinovich, or Richard Williams, or Earl Woods. He’s just trying to be the worst LaVar Ball that he can be.

There was a moment I caught between naps where the announcer said: “I don’t like when people say Jen is one of the best FEMALE cornholers because to me she is one of the best cornholers period. Her gender doesn’t limit her abilities.” And in that moment I knew we had truly welcomed cornholing into 2017.

Easy e’s performance required hearing AIDS

I hear they have good porn.

I’m not Amish, just raising my kids that way. Really enjoy not having to share the computer with those bastards.

“Working on more adult acting roles”

*receives pink slips*

Well, right now he’s certainly the louder of two.

Nice

Proper terminology would be “whoa”.

Would love to see her trot on out to the squared circle.

Is it her mom’s recipe? Would it just be easier to bang her mom instead?

Capriottis is better than Jersey Mikes. Hell I’ve had better hoggies from Wawa.

Those drinks would have to be zombies, right?