Or he needs to get a fully licensed and government regulated cab. From what I read on Gizmodo, bad things only happen to Uber drivers or Uber passengers?

She might be chomping at the bit to be a part of this. Even I’d strap on the old feedbag and watch.

“’Scuse me, darlin.’ I’d like to make a public records request.”

Generally, NFL teams are always wary of declaring multi-positional players as such due to the absolute chaos that would ensue in fantasy leagues

I think the way this all ends is that Freeze discovers that Nutt and his son actually conspired to get him run out of town.

You’d think Ross Bjork of all people would be okay with big time sensuality.

Irving has expressed that he wants to go play in a situation where he can be a more focal point

“Fuck Comic Sans, I am going full dingbats with this one” -Right arrow, checkmark, star Circle, airplane, pencil, scissors, snowflake, heart

He should just retire from the NBA, and sign with the Disctrotters

Tiger also lost to the bush.

I’d be surprised if he has entered a woman since Barron was conceived. He’s got all the marks of a guy who want’s everyone to think he fucks, but is too proud to get an ED prescription.

Fuck dink-and-dunk passing, can he throw a football over them mountains?

“Nobody expects the Spanish disposition!”

Man, I was really hoping to see George H. W. kicking someone’s ass.

Because he was playing for the Niners last year. He knew he’d have an anthem in each game, but touchdowns weren’t really a sure thing.

Dude, you used the phrase ‘social just warrior’ and started a sentence with “I’m not racist.”

the authority is currently on track to default on its debts

Always remember that whenever a city makes a terrible deal to pay for a sports arena, there’s a good chance that the deal will only get worse as time goes on.

Dump the asshole who yanks the cup out of her hand to take credit for the ball. Believe me, he’ll only become more of a controlling asshole, not less.

You can’t spell “fun” without “fundamentals.”