I enjoy a string of words that have never existed together before. Often, especially when I am tired, they will rattle around my brain like that handheld plinko toy from when I was kid, searching for a place to rest. Welcome to my brain plinko “technicolor forest dojo”.

How about some goddamn drive by free throw shooting and some drive by assists. Work on the drive by fundamentals first you little pricks!

Good call, complete lack of respect for fundamentals.

Always highlight truthers.

It’s like paying a cover to get into the grocery store to spend money.

Keep fightin

Jameis wants to know, is Zeke skrong?

and the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again....who’s fat ?

Well, Pablo does love the Tenderloin.

That was just a wreck.

New crab legs who dis?

Three? Out of, what, several hundred? And they left the rest of them broken?

I just shaved my head 2 days ago and I now feel the need to shave it again.

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I knew a girl who swallowed a pin when she was 11 but didn’t feel a prick until she was 17.

When I was in high school I had my ears pierced and subsequently worked on stretching them out. I got them up to what I believe is called 00 (double zero) in size, which a quick search tells me is 10mm in diameter. I never had anything go missing in the lobes, but they were both absolutely disgusting. They they were…

These are the people who are going to start poop doping??

Kris Bryant Leaves Game After Hurting His Hand On A Slide

What about Rolando? Doesn’t he get any love?

I keep putting it on my calendar, but no one else ever shows up.