Now that the Yankees have two guys named Frazier, the lesser one should have to change their last name to Niles.

Can you cook a Ellio’s on it?

Can you cook a Ellio’s on it?

I think he’s getting him mixed up Kentavious Texas Toast.

This is a good point. Watching his entry passes, not to mention that full court fly route (jesus), you have to think he has both the accuracy and precision to just pass the ball through the rim.

Funny you bring that up. They actually FINALLY got rid of that eyesore this offseason and replaced it with ivy:

I’m sorry for wedging my foot so firmly in my mouth that day.

This doesn’t fall under faireola use?

That was pretty fuckin’ funny til you went and ruined it with that sorry ass explanation. Never dumb it down for the mouth breathers.

The increase in home runs is due to excellent batters. These master batters are the reason for these blisters.

Reopen the Hoffa search.

Am I the only one who went towards “Golic Parm Wingos?”

But Joe Theeseman will always live in Washington hearts.

The bat flips from Jays players are getting more and more disrespectful.

Seems like just yesterday they were all attending its webbing. Sad.

Dearly begloved, we are gathered today...

Aide: “The Rockets are for sale. Could get $1.65 billion.”

I want a pretzel. With cheese. And a lemonade.

It’s a successful strategy. Why not stick with it?