"Peyton kept telling me to go to Omaha."

I'm not sure what is more weird: the disgustingly greasy sandwich or actually owning a nvidia shield.

the only thing for us to do now is to eat shit

Well I'm running down the road
Tryin' to loosen my load
I've got seven women on my mind
Four that wanna own me
Two that wanna stone me
One asks politely if I'm inside her yet

Let's not be too hasty on selecting which cities get a team. Times change. The last event held on ice in Atlanta was HUGE.

Well what are YOU doing to stop the spread of American Sign Language?

Feigning a taste for Skyline chili when he's in Cincinnati is just so Peter King. When he's in New Orleans, he gets gumbo; when he's in Baltimore, he has to have a crab cake; when he's in Chicago, he hides his disgust for the cheese and tomato stew in a bread boule they call pizza; when he's he Cleveland, he pays top…

Sure, Andy Dalton's not going to win the next six Super Bowls, but he's not going to pay a lot fo- oh Christ he just paid eleven thousand dollars for a new muffler.

Hunter Pence is really a gatherer.

Things I think I think (continued):

"Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid! Well, except for the dudes, you're not invited."

To give him the benefit of the doubt, technically, Byron Nelson's wife was a widow at the time.

I was gonna say "I have the weirdest boner right now", but at this point, there isn't anything an Asian woman could do on camera that would weird me out.

♫ It's not unusual...ok maybe a little unusual. ♫

Meanwhile, a bunch of disadvantaged deaf kids still don't get what so great about "that Seattle team."

Of course Prime Prep went under. Any school which only teaches 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th and 11th grade is doomed to fail.

Calling Erin Andrews "gutless" only proves that TruBiotics works as advertised.

So basically trying to catch a Giancarlo Stanton homer is just like trying to make it to the end of a Belladonna video.