"The Astros can dick me around all they want."

Trade Wiggins? They would do anything for Love, but they won't do that.

HEY BURNEKO, MAYBE HE WAS MAD DUE TO YOUR LOW RANKING OF REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS!! I STILL AM!!! You rat bastard you!

Them, or the Black Keys

Bartender: "Jason, you look down...what's up?"

Yep. Vandy may be dandy, but dicks get clicks.

Admittedly I can see the utility of this for guys into POV porn, it really is a good idea. As for the idea of couples using it while separated, I don't see that happening for very many people, but I could be wrong.

I thought that was just his ribs to lettuce ratio.

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Okay, while looking for this:

From the Encyclopedia Brittanica series of educational films comes "Going Nuts for Coconuts!" (1950):

I read a similar article about Gabe Kaplan. He suggests masturbating with a rubber hose up your nose.

"We surveyed 100 people, top 5 answers are on the board. Tell me Mariano, what would you throw on an 0-2 count?"

He finally succumbed after a long battle with team cancer.

She's in the attic!!!

You fucking bastards eliminated Fawaz Wazwaz, Bubbles Chwat, and Bufus Dewberry. Don't fuck this one up too.

This wasn't as bad as when right before the WNBA draft Pat Summit said she "couldn't remember the contributions of Chamique Holdsclaw to the program."

Le Menage or GTFO