Looks like Belle Knox isn't the only choke artist at Duke.

smooth cock of the ball

I only go to church to see the car wrecks.

I was gonna go rationallytalktomyhusbandabouthisloveofNascarandmaybeseeamentalhealthspecialistaboutthevoicesIkeephearinginmyhead,

My grandmother always told me that a draft could make you sick yet as far as I know she's never traveled to Cleveland.

People have mentioned Aqib Talib and now can cite Revis. However, they forget that Jean Laffite was the first Buccaneer to become a Patriot.

Given his attractions to red and white canopies it's a good thing Sharon Trembley only practices takeoffs and landings on Saturdays.

A bucket was placed at his feet.

Player: Hey, you, with the glasses, have you seen "Study" Hall?

Not surprised to see Chvrches for Louisiana.

Considering the guy is apparently famous enough to have one of those "put your face in here and pretend to be his girlfriend then take a picture" attractions at a local restaurant, is it really that surprising he was able to pull so much ass?

Oy this took longer than I thought it would.

Hey diddle diddle,
I punched her over spittle.

Reporter: Hey Alex, just one last question- when you were out there, were you thinking about your recently deceased brother?

Heidi: Dad, am I still an Olympian?

Look NFL, if I want a gym/feel combo on a Thursday night, I go work out at the downtown YMCA and hang out in the showers a little too long afterwards.

The Return Of Saturday Football

"It Stinks!"