Please consider adding a full time Pheel Seems segment to your Jamboroos.

The original pottymouth Viking was the guy who shouted "Land, ho!" when he espied Greenland.

This video is a metaphor for my sex life. Tremendous energy exerted. Unbearable tension in the air. The question lingers, will he succeed or won 't he? We've reached the point where it just might happen! Then...

Lack of discernible hops. Often flat and lifeless after 17 weeks under pressure. Gets sneered at by Tom Brady on the rare occasion they are ever in the same place. Seems about right.

Personally, I'm tired of people coming to the defence of a man whose reputation is tarnished beyond repair, and for good reason. Once a leader, over time, the man transformed into a villain and a poster boy for a conflict between what is right and what is ethically erroneous and misguided. His actions have not only…

It's the year 2051. A barely-aged grandfather slumps comfortably in an anti-gravity chair as his grandchildren run to him, their Pecota-suits gleaming in the refractory light as holographic baseball plays amid the room.

It's clear that some people didn't bother to read the article before commenting.

The Bears were just secretly hoping that giving Cutler such a sweet, sweet deal would kill him.

Bill Raftery: ONIONS!

This dude just won $0 wearing sideburns like an asshole.

though I'm willing to listen to arguments

"No, yes, yes, no, yes."

Just turn your computer sideways when you watch it.

/looks at fingers
/furrows brow
/takes off shoes, socks
/scratches head
/drops pants, briefs

I WILL BE YOUR FRIEND DREW!

Seeing as it was a joke that set him off, doctors have ruled out the possibility that he was reading the Deadspin comments.

I once bludgeoned a man to death with a foam finger at Foxboro Stadium. It took the entire length of Scott Zolak's career and boy were my arms tired.

C'mon Barry, don't throw in your little opinions. If Hernandez wanted the cameras dead, they'd be dead.