Local man here as well. I cannot for the life of me understand why this place is thought of as a tourist destination. “Do you like to look at water? Do you like to look at water and have the nearest decent beach be two plus hours away? If so, Annapolis is the place for you!” 

I hope Ruiz is intro’d at his next fight as “the Brick Hithouse” or “the Southern Dandy.” 

He’s the first boxer I’ve ever seen that I wished that he wore suspenders. 

Its like George Thorogood’s backup band formed into one person, then put on a pair of shorts. 

But they are 12 old, Floridians. You need the speakers to be heard over the hearing aid whistling.

The lower the fruit, the sweeter the juice, amirite? 

aUtOnOmOuS cArS aRe ThE fUtUrE! 

Don’t worry, the ceiling is covered in boxes of baking soda. 

AS an added bonus with your idea you would get to see these “elite athletes” fall on their ass when they run onto the concrete with their spikes on.  

Good deal for Catwoman though, after all soccer players aren’t known for being too handsy.

What you don’t know his girlfriend is the chair from Yi Jianlian’s workout video. 

Even if he did get that ball, he was probably -1 ball for the day.

“Fucking Shit! Ow!”

I never drink while I eat. It just takes up valuable real estate in my stomach that are clearly needed for carbs/fats/meats.

I just hope that playing down there doesn’t mess up the rotation on his shot. 

Cut the (tas)man a break, wouldya?

which is tantamount to having the most popular girl in high school watch you shit yourself at prom.

I think that’s most of us? Along with ourselves of course. 

Clearly you’ve never seen the average last five minutes of an NBA game. It was years. 

Sun chips? Please, that’s wayyyy to close to an actual vegetable to get near 45's pie hole.