Beck begins his vocal excercises. 

Don’t sell yourself short, your a helluva slouch. 

I’m dead on the inside. And look at me go! 

/kevin-durant-has-logged-on

Its better to burn out than to fade away. Especially in Bolivian. 

Dammit! I knew that damn pharmacist filled my prescription with tic tacs! Serves me right I guess, I caught it from his wife. 

I wonder if he saw Alice there?

The lads sure do enjoy a nice, level crossing that leads to a goal. 

+1 Ragert

/sheepishly raises hand

Don’t forget whatever godforsaken YMCA Rec League that Jeffvanhungry is always prattling on about. 

“Hear Hear!”

Man, I just went from six to midnight real quick. Kinda hurt, actually. 

If you want Chuck to shut up you gotta root for something more likely, like plaque buildup in his arteries. 

Justice didn’t want to see that shit either.

Thank god it wasn’t Billy Crystal, though he hasn’t been in much lately.

They don’t open until 4:30 though.